Your dad got shit rowdy before you did and he had a trunk full of kegs to prove it. He was the St. Nick of delivering drunk and when his frost brewed sleigh of destruction rolled up, livers were leveled.
So hipsters, when you’re breaking somebody else’s stuff at a party and throwing half-drank PBR’s at the walls, remember this…
The government changed the legal drinking age to 18 and your dad was the reason they had to change it back to 21.
Thanks Dads are the Original Hipsters, for making me crack-up at work. I'm going to be laughing about this one for a while.
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