File Under: Things That Make Me Laugh

Your dad got shit rowdy before you did and he had a trunk full of kegs to prove it. He was the St. Nick of delivering drunk and when his frost brewed sleigh of destruction rolled up, livers were leveled. 

So hipsters, when you’re breaking somebody else’s stuff at a party and throwing half-drank PBR’s at the walls, remember this…

The government changed the legal drinking age to 18 and your dad was the reason they had to change it back to 21. 

Thanks Dads are the Original Hipsters, for making me crack-up at work. I'm going to be laughing about this one for a while. 

▲▲ A Birthday Wish List ▲▲

There's less than a month to my dirty-30 ! Oh me, oh my! What I love most about birthdays would have to be the sweet little nothings you get as gifts. Birthdays don’t have the same pressure as other gift-giving occasions do (namely, ahem, CHRISTMAS), and sometimes, only sometimes, I feel that birthday gifts are more unique and thoughtful as a result.  If you were to tie me up and make me create a small but AWESOME birthday wish list, this would have to be it.

HIT IT:

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 It's pretty hard for me to take a normal picture. 

I'm not sure why.

five things that are making me happy right now

1. It's peony season y'all. I bought myself some of these gorg flowers last night.
2. Finding old picture of my friends. Oh, the memories! What would I give to live in my cinder-block palace dorm room again?!
3. Finalizing my 30th birthday plans!!! T- minus 30 days!!! (eww, 30 days till 30)
4. Finding out that my office is giving us July 4th AND July 5th off. So. Excited.
5. Having dinner with my grandparents this week. For the past year, we haven't been able to do our weekly dinners but I have a feeling they're BACK! & I'm super excited about it.

I'm the ladybug, FYI