"I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing."

 

 

My favorite excerpt from Oliver Beale's complaint letter to Richard Branson, CEO of Virgin Airlines.

Oldies But Still Goodies

I had this ominous folder on my desktop called "stuff" (i know, highly original AND descriptive) that had been nagging me for the past month. I finally got around to cleaning it out and found some gems from the years of yore. Before the days of Pinterest, I use to go all old school and save pictures to my desktop. DUN DUN DUNNNN. How ghetto.  Here are some of my favs for ya.

I loved this ad campaign. Friends you should eat, and the friends you shouldn't.

yes, this man exists. And no, this isn't a joke. 

this is what happens when pete goes on vacation. LOVES me some old school work memories.

the correct answer is no, a woman is NEVER wrong. 

i don't have the original sources...sowwy. 

A Cat On Every Picture

Found a cat camera for our Block Island trip. You know, similar to the PARTY TIME camera we used up in Burlington. 

And I can't wait to use it UP.

I mean, there's a cat on every photo. 

And it looks like this...

And your photos turn out like this...

umm, that's totes gonna be me. Talk about stoked.

What's not to love?

File Under: Things That Make Me Laugh

Your dad got shit rowdy before you did and he had a trunk full of kegs to prove it. He was the St. Nick of delivering drunk and when his frost brewed sleigh of destruction rolled up, livers were leveled. 

So hipsters, when you’re breaking somebody else’s stuff at a party and throwing half-drank PBR’s at the walls, remember this…

The government changed the legal drinking age to 18 and your dad was the reason they had to change it back to 21. 

Thanks Dads are the Original Hipsters, for making me crack-up at work. I'm going to be laughing about this one for a while. 

Found this card the other day, and have to say it's been cracking me up ever since.

"I don't mean to sound slutty" HAHAHAH. 

Enjoy.